Season 8

1989年9月18日 · 30分钟

Michael and a pregnant Stephanie return from a six-month cruise totally unprepared for parenthood.

1989年9月25日 · 30分钟

Dick accidentally burns down Maison Hubert while enjoying an after-dinner cigar. The Loudon's take in Hubert while he recuperates. Hubert vows he will ""get Monsieur Loudon"".

1989年10月2日 · 30分钟

Dick is chosen to judge the annual Poetry and Pastry contest. Miss Goddard, the reigning champion, uses her feminine wiles to try to influence the judging. Michael throws an all-male baby shower.

1989年10月16日 · 30分钟

An episode of Vermont Today on 'Hidden Shame' nets a surprise guest when George admits to a childish prank.

1989年10月23日 · 30分钟

Michael quits his job at Menkey's grocery to become a lounge singer.

1989年11月13日 · 30分钟

Stephanie's mother offers to buy the newlyweds a mansion, but only if Michael changes his last name to Vanderkellen.

1989年11月20日 · 30分钟

A cash-strapped visiting dignitary makes Dick a royal Lord. After hearing of his good fortune, the townspeople's opinion of Dick jumps up a notch.

1989年12月4日 · 30分钟

Stephanie is sent to jail after she slaps a security guard in a fit of prenatal hormones.

1989年12月11日 · 30分钟

Joanna's Aunt Louise visits bearing gifts, despite her long-standing opinion that Joanna is much too good for Dick.

1989年12月18日 · 30分钟

George meets the perfect girl, except for her large rear end. Michael and Stephanie consult with a baby naming guru.

1990年1月1日 · 30分钟

Georeg plans on never sleeping again when he's plagued by a recurring nightmare. Michael & Stephanie use 'wombphones' to educate their future child.

1990年1月8日 · 30分钟

It's baby time for the Harris' as Steph's baby is about to be born. Michael is determined to capture the birth on tape over Stephanie's objections.

1990年1月15日 · 30分钟

Joanna takes an odd man to several houses to try to convince him to buy one, but he just can't seem to commit. Joanna visits his home and walks in to find a shrine dedicated to her.

1990年1月29日 · 30分钟

When an overbearing new neighbor moves next door, Dick finds his polite veneer mistaken for friendship. The townsfolk, who all assume Dick is their best friend, are in an uproar when they hear that Dick and Sam are 'best friends'.

1990年2月5日 · 30分钟

Stephanie's parents buy WPIV for baby Stephanie. Dick refuses to pander to the child, forcing baby Steph to cancel Vermont Today in the middle of an interview with George McGovern.

1990年2月19日 · 30分钟

Michael announces plans to spice up WPIV's lineup with a new sitcom, Seein' Double starring Stephanie as identical twins Judy and Jody, with Dick as their crotchety widowed father.

1990年2月26日 · 30分钟

Dick is roped into joining George's old gang, 'The Houligans', when they reunited after 40 years. Dick leads them into a rumble against their long-time rivals, 'The Ruffians'.

1990年3月5日 · 30分钟

After another shopping spree for baby Steph, Dick teaches Michael that materialism isn't the best way to raise a child. A skeptical Michael becomes convinced after a haunting dream depicts a possible future. Julia Duffy plays grown-up baby Steph.

1990年3月19日 · 30分钟

George falls under the influence of five priests vacationing at the inn. After George announces his intention to join the priesthood, Miss Goddard tries her hardest to change his mind.

1990年4月9日 · 30分钟

George is the toast of the town when he events a hot new board game, ""Handymania"".

1990年4月30日 · 30分钟

Dick finagles his way into a weekly poker game with Tim Conway. Unaware of Tim's cheap nature, Dick drives him away after raising a quarter.

1990年5月7日 · 30分钟

Michael comes up with the perfect lead-in to Vermont Today, the 'Giddy Goose' show. He casts his favorite dinner theater actor as Giddy, only to discover the man's also his father.

1990年5月14日 · 30分钟

Society bluebloods Scooter Drake and his new wife Libby drop by with a child of their own, apparently superior to baby Steph in every way. Michael and Stephanie decide to divorce due to Michael's peasant heritage.

1990年5月21日 · 30分钟

In the midst of a town meeting, a Japanese visitor announces his intentions to purchase the entire town and turn the land into a gigantic golf course. Everyone but Dick is thrilled and sells out.