Season 3

2001年7月11日 · 23分钟

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

2001年7月18日 · 23分钟

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

2001年7月25日 · 23分钟

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

2001年8月1日 · 23分钟

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

2001年8月8日 · 23分钟

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

2001年8月15日 · 23分钟

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

2001年8月22日 · 23分钟

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

2001年8月29日 · 23分钟

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

2001年9月5日 · 23分钟

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

2001年9月19日 · 23分钟

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

2001年10月8日 · 23分钟

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

2001年11月15日 · 23分钟

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

2001年11月29日 · 23分钟

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

2001年12月6日 · 23分钟

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can't quite get the hang of it. When Lois' father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

2001年12月20日 · 23分钟

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Chris fight over $26.

2001年12月21日 · 23分钟

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus' ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world's children.

2002年1月17日 · 23分钟

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

2002年1月24日 · 23分钟

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

2002年1月31日 · 23分钟

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

2002年2月7日 · 23分钟

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

2002年2月14日 · 23分钟

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

2004年12月10日 · 23分钟

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.