Cast (30)
Mark Wahlberg
John
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Sam J. Jones
Michael Dorn
Rick
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
John Slattery
Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown
Joy
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
Ron Canada
Judge
Liam Neeson
Customer
Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Taran Killam
Sebastian Arcelus
Dr. Ed Danzer
Jay Patterson
Karl Jackson
Steve Callaghan
Comic
Nana Visitor
Adoption Agent
Maggie Geha
Female Nurse
Jessica Szohr
Allison
Craig Ricci Shaynak
Blind Guy