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S5E1 22 मि॰It's Roger's 1600th birthday, but the Smiths are too freaked out by Steve's impending puberty to celebrate. So Roger decides to make his own birthday fun.
S5E2 22 मि॰Roger plays detective to track down a case of what he suspects is identity theft. Meanwhile, the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon Says.
S5E3 22 मि॰Bullock makes Stan his "No. 1" at the CIA, a promotion that makes the furious Francine the "No. 1" babysitter for Bullock's baby son. Bullock needs someone to watch the kid because his wife's been kidnapped by Iraqi insurgents.
S5E4 22 मि॰Stan learns that Francine was engaged to another man before she met him, and tracks the guy down to size him up. Meanwhile, Steve can't stay away from a schizophrenic cat that literally has nine lives.
S5E5 22 मि॰Steve plots revenge after girlfriend Debbie loses a very dirty election for class president. But it backfires badly.
S5E6 22 मि॰Hayley goes on a rampage after her boyfriend breaks up with her, but she calms down when she begins dating Stan's CIA body double, Bill. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger get jobs separating male and female chicks at a Chinatown hatchery.
S5E7 22 मि॰Stan emcees a CIA telethon to raise funds for the agency's torture budget after Congress slashed it. But Roger is out to sabotage it because Stan stole the idea for it from him.
S5E8 22 मि॰When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa even though he has only two passes.
S5E9 22 मि॰Stan is ecstatic--and energetic--when a coworker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night.
S5E10 22 मि॰The Smiths catch Roger spending time with another family--and it turns out that he has been a family "cheater" for decades.