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SeasonSep 25, 1997 · 24 Episodes

Season 9

Episodes: 24 / 24

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1. The Butter Shave

Sep 25, 1997 · 22 min

Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.

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2. The Voice

Oct 2, 1997 · 22 min

Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.

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3. The Serenity Now

Oct 9, 1997 · 22 min

George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.

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4. The Blood

Oct 16, 1997 · 22 min

Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.

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5. The Junk Mail

Oct 30, 1997 · 23 min

Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.

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6. The Merv Griffin Show

Nov 6, 1997 · 22 min

Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.

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7. The Slicer

Nov 13, 1997 · 23 min

George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.

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8. The Betrayal

Nov 20, 1997 · 23 min

Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.

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9. The Apology

Dec 11, 1997 · 22 min

Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.

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10. The Strike

Dec 18, 1997 · 22 min

Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.

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11. The Dealership

Jan 8, 1998 · 22 min

At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.

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12. The Reverse Peephole

Jan 15, 1998 · 22 min

Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.

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13. The Cartoon

Jan 29, 1998 · 23 min

An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.

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14. The Strong Box

Feb 5, 1998 · 23 min

Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.

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15. The Wizard

Feb 26, 1998 · 23 min

Jerry buys his father an electric organizer; Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple.

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16. The Burning

Mar 19, 1998 · 22 min

Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.

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17. The Bookstore

Apr 9, 1998 · 22 min

A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.

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18. The Frogger

Apr 23, 1998 · 22 min

George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.

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19. The Maid

Apr 30, 1998 · 22 min

Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.

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20. The Puerto Rican Day

May 7, 1998 · 22 min

Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.

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21. The Chronicle (1)

May 14, 1998 · 22 min

Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to a movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories.

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23. The Finale (1)

May 14, 1998 · 28 min

The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.

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24. The Finale (2)

May 14, 1998 · 28 min

Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."

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