Season 3

Jun 19, 2026 · 11 min

Paper is frustrated when Scissors gets a car registered as an emotional support convertible and brings it with him everywhere.

Jun 19, 2026 · 11 min

The trio's baseball lands in an air force base, and they must enlist to get it back.

Jun 26, 2026 · 11 min

Paper and Scissors struggle to make Rock's outlandish half-birthday wish that he can fly come true.

Jun 26, 2026 · 11 min

Scissors stays home when Rock and Paper go cherry picking, but when they grow much closer to one another, he feels left out.

Jul 10, 2026 · 11 min

Paper and Pencil inadvertently create a horde of Rock clones and decide to look after them together.

Jul 10, 2026 · 11 min

Rock, Paper, and Scissors find a genie, but just as they're about to make their wish, his 1,000 year curse runs out, and he can no longer grant their wish.

Jul 17, 2026 · 11 min

Paper and Sandpaper are on a train that gets hijacked by the Algebra Villain, who will make them crash unless Paper solves an algebra problem.

Jul 17, 2026 · 11 min

Rock and Scissors think of the perfect prank call, but Rock bails to watch Franz Roll's pet Kitty.

Jul 24, 2026 · 11 min

When Scissors makes "being hardcore" a mandatory apartment rule, Paper goes to absurd lengths to prove himself.

Jul 24, 2026 · 11 min

When Scissors' therapist leaves town, he's horrified to discover his new therapist is Logan, his bully.

Jul 31, 2026 · 11 min

Rock, Paper, and Scissors crash into Hollywood actor Henry Winkler's house, and they all go on a wacky adventure together.

Jul 31, 2026 · 11 min

While trying to woo Pencil, Paper mistakenly ends up in a relationship he doesn't want with Potato.

Aug 7, 2026 · 11 min

Sandpaper is disappointed the trio is playing videogames all day, so she signs them up for her personal workout program.

Aug 7, 2026 · 11 min

Rock is bad at keeping secrets, so when he learns one that will devastate Paper, he goes to great lengths to keep it from him.

Aug 21, 2026 · 11 min

Paper travels back to the Paleolithic Era to save his reputation as a researcher, only to make things much, much worse.

Aug 21, 2026 · 11 min

Lou turns his cat, Meatball, into a vampire to try and keep him alive forever.

Aug 28, 2026 · 11 min

Scissors falls for a beautiful mermaid he met on a dating app, but his desperate need to prove she's real threatens to destroy their relationship.

Aug 28, 2026 · 11 min

While Paper and Scissors throw an apology party for everyone they've wronged, Rock accidentally shrinks himself and Franz Roll, and the two struggle to survive the chaos.

Oct 12, 2026 · 11 min

Rock, Paper, and Scissors have a great time birdwatching until they return home to find the birds have started watching them.

Oct 12, 2026 · 11 min

The trio discovers they're trapped in a nightmare and must wake up before one of them wets the bed.