Season 5

Sep 23, 1990 · 22 min

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

Sep 30, 1990 · 22 min

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

Oct 7, 1990 · 22 min

After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

Oct 14, 1990 · 22 min

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

Oct 21, 1990 · 22 min

Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

Oct 28, 1990 · 22 min

Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

Nov 4, 1990 · 22 min

Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

Nov 11, 1990 · 22 min

A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

Nov 18, 1990 · 22 min

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

Nov 25, 1990 · 22 min

Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

Dec 16, 1990 · 22 min

Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

Jan 6, 1991 · 22 min

Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

Feb 3, 1991 · 22 min

Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

Feb 10, 1991 · 22 min

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

Feb 17, 1991 · 22 min

Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

Feb 24, 1991 · 22 min

Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

Mar 17, 1991 · 22 min

Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

Mar 24, 1991 · 22 min

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

Apr 7, 1991 · 22 min

Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

Apr 7, 1991 · 22 min

In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

Apr 14, 1991 · 22 min

Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

Apr 21, 1991 · 22 min

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.

Apr 28, 1991 · 22 min

The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

May 5, 1991 · 22 min

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

May 19, 1991 · 22 min

A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.