Season 8

Nov 2, 2003 · 22 min

When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.

Nov 9, 2003 · 22 min

Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.

Nov 16, 2003 · 22 min

The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.

Nov 23, 2003 · 22 min

Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.

Nov 30, 2003 · 22 min

A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.

Dec 7, 2003 · 22 min

The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.

Dec 14, 2003 · 22 min

Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.

Jan 4, 2004 · 22 min

Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.

Jan 25, 2004 · 22 min

Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.

Feb 8, 2004 · 22 min

A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.

Feb 15, 2004 · 22 min

Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.

Feb 22, 2004 · 22 min

The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.

Mar 7, 2004 · 22 min

Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.

Mar 14, 2004 · 22 min

Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.

Mar 21, 2004 · 22 min

During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.

Mar 28, 2004 · 22 min

Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.

Apr 18, 2004 · 22 min

Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.

Apr 25, 2004 · 22 min

Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.

May 2, 2004 · 22 min

Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.

May 9, 2004 · 22 min

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.

May 16, 2004 · 22 min

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.

May 23, 2004 · 22 min

Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.