Season 7

Jan 26, 1997

The boys get invited to play in a football game; Butt-Head gets the crap kicked out of him, while Beavis gets the ball and runs and runs and runs...

Jan 26, 1997

After chugging Burger World's new, high-caffeine "Volt Cola", Beavis transforms into Cornholio and is picked up by the Immigration Department and gets deported to Mexico as an illegal alien.

Jan 31, 1997

Beavis and Butt-Head learn about evolution and dream of scoring as cavemen.

Jan 31, 1997

Over the course of a few hours, the boys attempt to master the subtle techniques of the game... in broad daylight.

Jan 31, 1997

Beavis and Butt-Head get to see the film the rest of us guys never got to see in school -- for educational reasons only, of course.

Feb 7, 1997

The boys find a wounded baby bird and try to "take care" of it.

Feb 7, 1997

Beavis and Butt-Head sit in with a group for alcoholics to try to get some beer.

Feb 14, 1997

Beavis and Butt-Head go to a lingerie store and feel up the merchandise.

Feb 14, 1997

The boys try to find their own treatment for a nasty case of head lice.

Feb 21, 1997

The boys force Stewart to access porn sites on the internet from school.

Feb 21, 1997

Beavis gets a nose bleed and tries just about everything to get it to stop.

Feb 28, 1997

After being congratulated for thwarting an attempted robbery at Burger World, Beavis and Butt-Head start "arresting" everyone in sight.

Feb 28, 1997

The boys decide to get skull earrings but piercing their own ears is the hard part.

Mar 7, 1997

After school closes for a holiday just about everything goes well for the boys in their "perfect day".

Mar 7, 1997

The boys decide to take a stand and go on strike -- to get out of work.

Mar 14, 1997

Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-Head says and does. Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-Head says and does.

Mar 14, 1997

After the TV goes out, the boys sleep through four disasters that ravage their town.

Mar 28, 1997

After watching infomercials, the boys go for a jog and mix a super muscle drink at Stewart's place -- destroying the house in the process.

Mar 28, 1997

Beavis and Butt-Head miss the school bus and decide to take a shortcut home.

Jul 18, 1997

Butt-Head orders a mail-order bride from Russia to "get some" and Beavis wants to watch.

Jul 18, 1997

Burger World starts a new delivery service; the boys make the first -- and last -- run.

Jul 25, 1997

During woodshop class the boys saw everything they can get their hands on. Beavis then must be rushed to the hospital after an accident happens involving tons of blood, the table saw, and Beavis's finger.

Jul 25, 1997

Stewart's family gets a satellite dish; the boys try to enjoy 200 channels of violence despite Stew's mom.

Aug 1, 1997

Beavis and Butt-Head find a can of root beer and really, really... really shake it up before they open it.

Aug 1, 1997

The guys decide to start a band, get a gig, pick a cool name, break up and reminisce about it... all in one day.

Aug 8, 1997

The boys visit an impotence specialist to find out why they're not scoring.

Aug 8, 1997

Beavis follows the advice of a motivational speaker and "Seizes the Power".

Aug 15, 1997

The guys have fun with a shopping cart; hilarity ensues.

Aug 15, 1997

After watching infomercials, Beavis and Butt-Head invent the "Butt Scratcher 2000"and try to sell it.

Aug 22, 1997

Beavis and Butt-Head try to kill a fly, and almost kill each other.

Aug 22, 1997

The boys hang out with a drunken Todd and learn all his secrets on being cool.

Nov 4, 1997

Beavis and Butt-Head try to earn workman's compensation... the hard way.

Nov 4, 1997

The boys drive Principal McVicker insane, sending him to a mental home.

Nov 18, 1997

Mr. Van Driessen holds a mock graduation to build the class's self-esteem. Beavis and Butt-Head think it's the real thing and rejoice that they can get on with their lives.

Nov 18, 1997

The school's guidance counselor tries to help the boys figure out what their futures hold.

Nov 18, 1997

The boys sit in on a speech therapy class and improve their vocabulary.

Nov 25, 1997

Recall a time when life was simpler as Beavis, Butt-Head, and other Highland residents fill in for the Cleaver family.

Nov 25, 1997

Butt-Head rushes Beavis to the emergency room after an accident involving smoke, fire... and Beavis' butt.

Nov 25, 1997

Mr. Buzzcut demands a report about our country's forefathers from the boys; they imagine themselves as various figures in American history.

Nov 28, 1997

After a three week absence from school, the principal's office calls 'the house' to learn the whereabouts of the boys... only to learn that they are dead.