Season 9

Sep 30, 2012 · 22 min

When Roger hires Hayley as a singer in his new bar, he becomes enthralled by her voice; Stan tries to prove his masculinity by negotiating a good deal on a new car.

Oct 7, 2012 · 22 min

During the Smith family's tropical vacation, Stan is ordered to kill the activities director at their resort; Jeff and Hayley try to rekindle their romance.

Nov 4, 2012 · 22 min

Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.

Nov 18, 2012 · 22 min

When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.

Dec 2, 2012 · 22 min

When Stan decides that Snot isn't cool enough to be Steve's best friend, he tries to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor.

Dec 9, 2012 · 22 min

When Steve's baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he's not a goody-goody.

Dec 23, 2012 · 22 min

A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who, famously, was rescued from a well by a firefighter; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on the anniversary of her rescue; Stan and Roger come up with a business idea.

Jan 6, 2013 · 22 min

The Smiths get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic.

Jan 13, 2013 · 22 min

Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project.

Jan 27, 2013 · 22 min

When Francine invites Stan's father to a party, a dark secret about the Smith family's past is revealed.

Feb 10, 2013 · 22 min

Roger announces that Max Jets, a character who showers the Smith family with money, is making a return; a gold-digging waitress romances Max and threatens the family's inheritance.

Feb 17, 2013 · 22 min

Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum -- either Roger or Jeff must be killed; Steve becomes insecure about his body.

Mar 10, 2013 · 22 min

When Black Villain shoots Stan's new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down.

Mar 24, 2013 · 22 min

Francine tries to rig the school spelling bee so that Steve will win; Stan and Roger try to rush Hayley's grieving process so she will be available to judge their badminton game.

Apr 14, 2013 · 22 min

Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.

Apr 21, 2013 · 22 min

When Stan gets amnesia, Francine tries to turn him into her ideal husband; Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of Roger's paper route business.

Apr 28, 2013 · 22 min

Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve with a bully at school.

May 5, 2013 · 22 min

Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home from the spaceship that abducted him.

May 12, 2013 · 22 min

When Stan refuses to switch Klaus back into his original body, he steals Stan's body; Roger builds a gym in the attic.