Season 7

Oct 6, 1982 · 30 min

Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.

Oct 13, 1982 · 30 min

Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.

Oct 20, 1982 · 30 min

There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.

Oct 27, 1982 · 30 min

Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.

Nov 3, 1982 · 30 min

Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""

Nov 10, 1982 · 30 min

Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.

Jan 9, 1983 · 30 min

Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.

Jan 16, 1983 · 30 min

Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

Feb 28, 1983 · 30 min

Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.

Mar 7, 1983 · 30 min

Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

Mar 14, 1983 · 30 min

The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.

Mar 21, 1983 · 30 min

Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.

Mar 28, 1983 · 30 min

Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.

Apr 11, 1983 · 30 min

Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

Apr 17, 1983 · 30 min

Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.

Apr 24, 1983 · 30 min

Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.

May 1, 1983 · 30 min

In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.

May 15, 1983 · 30 min

Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.

May 22, 1983 · 30 min

After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.

May 29, 1983 · 30 min

To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.

Jun 5, 1983 · 30 min

Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.

Jun 12, 1983 · 30 min

Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.

Sep 18, 1983 · 30 min

Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.