Season 3

Sep 24, 1997 · 22 min

Sally, Tommy and Harry return from the home planet with a surprise for Dick: a bride-to-be.

Sep 24, 1997 · 22 min

Dick tries to hide his Janet predicament from Mary; Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.

Oct 8, 1997 · 22 min

Dick and Albright wage a war of practical jokes and Sally tires of Don when she meets a yoga instructor. Meanwhile, Tommy joins a rock band, with Harry as his roadie.

Oct 15, 1997 · 22 min

Dick meets Albright's parents; Sally decides to move in with Nina.

Oct 29, 1997 · 22 min

Dick quakes at the prospect of a physical exam. Meanwhile, Sally and Tommy house-sit Albright's house on Halloween. Which is bad news for neighborhood trick-or-treaters.

Nov 5, 1997 · 22 min

Dick compensates for the loss of Mary's affections with a gain in another area: he puts on weight. Meanwhile, Tommy thinks August is cheating on him.

Nov 12, 1997 · 22 min

Dick gets jury duty for the first time and struggles to deliver a guilty verdict for a clearly guilty man. Meanwhile, Sally, much to Officer Don's distress, falls for a cockney 'artist' called Seth, and makes herself over to look and sound just like him. Elsewhere, Harry and Tommy volunteer themselves for Mary's class project - they must communicate without words for five days.

Nov 19, 1997 · 22 min

Sally has a new boyfriend and Dick has a new friend: Don. Meanwhile, Harry goes to school.

Dec 3, 1997 · 22 min

The Solomons reflect on their sinful ways in an episode that illustrates their misdeeds in clips from past episodes.

Dec 3, 1997 · 22 min

Dick has a new rival for Mary's affections: Tommy; Sally gets a job; and Harry must do without TV (commander's orders).

Dec 17, 1997 · 22 min

Dick decides to "rehabilitate" one of Officer Don's prisoners, so he pays his fine and takes him home; Mary decides to give away the dog Dick gave her.

Jan 7, 1998 · 22 min

Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real; Dubcek's daughter Vicki opts for celibacy, much to Harry's chagrin.

Jan 21, 1998 · 22 min

Dick decides to date again, so he goes to Sally and Officer Don for advice; Harry and Tommy find a wallet with $200 in it, and decide to give the money back to its owner.

Jan 25, 1998 · 22 min

Venusians disguised as gorgeous women plot to plunder Earth of its riches.

Jan 25, 1998 · 22 min

Dick, Harry and Tommy set out on a cross-country odyssey to save Earth from a Venusian plot.

Jan 28, 1998 · 22 min

Pickles, Harry's pet from the home planet, suddenly materializes--in human form. Meanwhile, Sally decides that she's pregnant.

Feb 4, 1998 · 22 min

While Dick is using the Solomons' car for "casual" sex, Sally decides that she must have a car of her own.

Feb 25, 1998 · 22 min

Tommy, an old man on the home planet, says he's tired of being a kid and "retires"; Mary tells Dick she wishes she had become a singer, so Dick decides to make her wish come true.

Mar 18, 1998 · 22 min

Dick wants to get back with Mary, so he's in luck when they find themselves locked in the school library overnight. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry and Tommy search for Dick.

Apr 1, 1998 · 22 min

Albright's father walks out on his wife and into Sally's life; Harry begins his career as a radio shock jock when he walks into Rutherford College's radio studio and finds it unoccupied.

Apr 15, 1998 · 22 min

Dick demands that Sally and Harry go to work, so she signs on as Albright's assistant and he gets a job tending bar. Then Dick decides on a career change: he wants to be cop.

Apr 28, 1998 · 22 min

Albright derides the Solomons as "weird," so Dick decides to make them "average."

Apr 28, 1998 · 22 min

Conclusion. Dick has a rival for the title of Pendelton's nuttiest professor with the arrival of the mysterious Dr. Liam Neesam. Meanwhile, Sally thinks she's losing her touch with men.

May 6, 1998 · 22 min

Sally's been reading romance novels, and decides to try out her fantasies on Don; Dick thinks the college cafeteria's cashier hates him; Harry receives surprising results on his GED exam.

May 13, 1998 · 22 min

Dick orders the Solomons to go on a family-only camping trip. Then he invites Mary to go along.

May 20, 1998 · 22 min

Dick tapes a promotional video for Pendelton; Don gives Sally a key to his apartment; and Nina and Harry find each other.

May 20, 1998 · 22 min

Harry and Vicki prepare for an evening of amour. Then Vicki's jealous ex crashes the party. Meanwhile, Tommy "comes out" as a gourmet chef.